While Sawyer was splashing around in the tub he got very still... cue the worst experience of my life.
I thought he was just being a silly bug and thinking of his next exciting move in the tub, but no. Turns out he was anticipating a giant poop.
My child pooped. In the bathtub. And smeared it all over the tub before I realized what it was.
Of course my husband was watching the Carolina game and therefore did not hear me screaming his name from the bathroom.
So, I scooped Sawyer up from the tub just as he let another little ball of baby poop fall into the tub, splashing me in the face with poopy water.
I am scarred for life.
Oh, and Sawyer? Yeah he laughed the entire time.