true dat.

Yesterday, I asked you guys to guess which of the statements below were the truth and which one was a lie.

1. I once kissed a Johnathan Taylor Thomas poster in front of my entire elementary school class.

2. I almost killed my daddy with a golf club when I was only 7 years old. 
3. I have broken 3 bones in my accident-prone life.





And the answer is....

1. Yes, it's true, I did make-out with JTT in front of my fourth grade class. Not on purpose though (I wasn't a premature exhibitionist or anything). 

Someone dared me to kiss a JTT poster I had in my notebook (because, duh he was all that and a bag of chips) and I was never one to turn down a dare so I started my little make-out sesh with the paper version of my teen idol. Wellll, our math teacher chose that exact moment to call on me to answer a question so everyone turned to look at me and there I was, puckered up to the poster. #killme

2. Yes, it's true, I did almost murder my daddy with a golf club at the tender age of seven.

We were out in the yard practicing for the upcoming July Fourth Parent-Child Tournament at the country club and he'd been helping me with my driving swing. I told him I wanted to try it by myself (always so independent) and apparently didn't wait long enough for him to back away. My driver caught his eye on the follow-through and knocked him out cold, slitting his eyelid open and leaving him in a pool of blood in our backyard. Obviously I ran inside screaming "I killed Daddy" and my mother laughed until she saw his immobile body in the yard. We took off outside, her bouncing Deanna on her hip (who had just turned 2). Daddy came to and refused to move his hand from his eye because he was sure I'd knocked his eyeball out. I was screaming, Dee was crying and my mom was calling 911. Big Mark had 11 stitches in his eyelid. Yeah.... I never golfed again.

3. TYou may not believe it but I have never broken a bone in my life, except my pinky and a few toes which don't really count in my mind. Despite being the most accident prone person of all time, I have somehow managed to never break anything. 

two truths and a lie

I saw Miss Ashleigh's at This Lil Heart of Mine's two truths and a lie post and decided I too needed to do this.
So guys, try to figure out which of these are the truth and which one is a little fibby-fib.

1. I once kissed a Johnathan Taylor Thomas poster in front of my entire elementary school class.

2. I almost killed my daddy with a golf club when I was only 7 years old.

3. I have broken 3 bones in my accident-prone life.

Leave me some comments and let me know which one you think is a lie. 

Look for the reveal tomorrow!

Oops my bad

Note to self test link-up tool before asking people to link-up. My bad guys thanks to those who did try though!