I, Lauren Edmondson, am trapped by a stupid television show.
I HATE it, but I can not stop watching it. It's like a car accident.
Let's just talk about this shall we?
Every episode seems to read like a stupid Public Service Announcement, and it usually involves a real-life current issue. Last week they were talking about a pornographic book called "50 Spices"... really? These past couple of weeks have also been about teenage hookers.
Let's talk about the amazing (#sarcasm) cast now..
You've got ole Amy Jergens and Ricky Underwood - who had a baby in high school and got engaged and have everyone thinking they get married... but they didn't really get married. Which is dumb. I just can't even. Oh and best part... she got pregnant at band camp. Yep.
|her hair is glorious though|
Oh, and Adrienne was once married to Ben because he got her pregnant, but she lost the baby. The same Ben that was in love with Amy when she was pregs with Ricky's baby. Ben's also pissed at his best friend Henry because he slept with Adrienne once and is also now trying to date Ben's current girlfriend Dylan, but Ben doesn't really care because he is still in love with Amy.
Did you get all that? Yeah me either.
Now they have a new pregnant characters (because that is apparently all that teenage girls do now - get pregnant) who is with Ricky's younger brother.
The parents are EVEN WORSE! They are like teenagers themselves, which is probably why their kids are so dumb.
So why do I watch it? I have no idea. I think I just want to see how worse it can get, and how damaged each of these kids is going to be.
Is anyone else addicted to this show?